Inspired by a listener request, and the debut of season two of The Witcher on Netflix, Katrina and Geoff get into The Law of Surprise. If you’re anything like Geoff, the origins of this tradition may surprise you, as will its relationship to the story of “Hans the Hedgehog” as collected by the Grimm brothers. Come for the fun facts you can use to impress your friends, and stay for a delightfully strange story about the worlds second most famous hedgehog.
Show Notes:
At the top of this episode, Geoff makes sure to correct himself from the last episode when he said that February 2nd was a Tuesday. It is going to be a Wednesday. This is a calendar podcast.
Moving onto the episode, Katrina introduces our topic, which is firmly framed around Netflix’s series The Witcher.
A couple months ago, Folkwise asked me to join part of their all day live event playing Witcher 3 to promote their “Text Club” (which is a million times better than a Book Club because it includes way more than books) called Folk Cited. Their first text that they were going to be looking at was “The Last Wish” from The Witcher book series. Katrina obviously wanted to join in that fun and so she finally decided to watch the first season of The Witcher. Geoff had been trying to get Katrina to watch the show since it came out in December 2019 but it took Folkwise to get her to actually do it.
SEASON ONE SPOILERS FOR THE WITCHER
During the first season, in Episode 4 Of Banquets, Bastards, and Burials, Katrina watched as a knight came into a banquet hall and as his helmet was ripped off and he was revealed to have a hedgehog like head, Katrina gasped knowing exactly what was happening and that the Princess was owed to this hedgehog man. But…we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
Back in 2020 when we were doing the Beauty and the Beast series, an audience member reached out and asked if we were going to be doing “Hans My Hedgehog”. At the time, we had to say no because we didn’t have time for it and didn’t have a lot to add to the discussion about the tale or in relation to the series we were doing.
But seeing how Andrzej Sapkowski used the story within his world of The Witcher, we finally have something interesting to talk about, The Law of Surprise. After Season One was released in December of 2019, people started Googling, “What is the Law of Surprise? Is the Law of Surprise really an ancient tradition?”
Andrzej Sapkowski invented the phrase “The Law of Surprise” but what it is describing is a noted motif that is inside of the Thompson Motif Index. S 240 “Child unwittingly promised”. This is close to motif S 210 “Child sold or promised” which we might be familiar with from tales like Beauty and the Beast, Rapunzel, or Rumplestiltskin. But with S 240 “Child unwittingly promised”, a parent (usually the dad) gives away what he does not know he has.
How this happens has a bit of variety to it. “The first thing born on your farm in spring.” “The first to greet you on your return home.” Or Katrina’s personal favorite “Nix, Naught, Nothing”.
In “Nix, Naught, Nothing” found in Joseph Jacobs’ collection of tales called “English Tales”, the king away from home doesn’t know that a child has been born at home. His wife, not knowing what to name the child, named it “Nix, Naught, Nothing”. The king on his return home was helped over a body of water by a giant who told the king that all he would owe when he got home was “Nix, Naught, Nothing”. The king unwittingly and eagerly agreed to this simple payment. When he got home however, he discovered to his horror what he had done.
Before Geoffrey really gets into the tale, he has a bit of a meltdown about having children. And then launches into a discussion about the joy and pains of wanting children and then getting them.
Then he gets into the story of Hans My Hedgehog or Hans the Hedgehog.
It is the story of a rich man who desperately wanted to have a child but he and his wife couldn’t get pregnant. The townspeople were very insensitive to him and so one day he said, “I wish that I could have a child, even if it is a hedgehog.”
Pretty soon after this, his wife became pregnant and when she gave birth, they were both shocked and horrified to find that this baby was half hedgehog (on top) and a half human (on bottom). They didn’t really know what to do with this baby and so they put him behind the stove to keep warm and out of sight. And that was how he was raised for 8 years.
The years go by and pretty soon, Hans the Hedgehog decides to head out into the world to raise pigs out in the woods. His father was happy to watch him go because for many years he wished that he had no child at all.
Out in the woods, watching his herd of pigs and playing his bagpipes, Hans is living his best life. One day, a lost king hears the bagpipes playing and follows the sound. Seeing Hans he asks for directions out of these woods. Hans promises to show him the way out as long as the king promises, “I will give you the first thing that greets me on my return home.”
When he gets home, his daughter, the princess, runs out of the castle to greet him. Horrified, the king tells his daughter what he promised and quickly decides in his heart not to follow through with his deal with Hans.
Out in the woods, another king is wandering around lost but follows the sounds of the bagpipes to Hans. Once again, Hans promises to help him if the king promises to give to Hans the first thing that greets the King when he gets home. The King promises and the same thing happens. The king’s beautiful daughter runs out of the house to greet her father who she had been worried about because he had been gone for so long.
This daughter was willing to marry Hans to help her father honor his promise.
Some time passes, and Hans goes to the kingdom of the first king asking for his Child Surprise (he doesn’t call in that but I’m riding this Witcher train). The king reluctantly gives Hans his daughter and they start to ride away in a carriage. But Hans knew that she didn’t really want to honor the promise that was made and rips off her dress and pricks her with his hedgehog spikes. Then he kicks her out of the carriage and she is scarred and disgraced (this is probably a coded reference for SA but we don’t go into that in this episode).
Hans then goes onto the second king’s kingdom to claim his reward. The princess was willing and waiting because she wanted to honor his father’s promise and reward the person who had helped her father when he was lost in the woods. They are married and on their wedding night, the princess is willing to lie in bed with her new husband but was worried about his quills. He assures her that nothing bad is going to happen to her.
Before bed, Hans told the King to have 4 guards stay by the bedroom door. At night, Hans would remove his hedgehog skin and leave it on the floor. The guards needed to run in, grab the hedgehog skin, and throw it into the fire.
They do exactly that and the hedgehog skin goes up in flame. Hans is on the bed covered in soot and they quickly wash him off to discover that Hans is now a beautiful human man. The kingdom rejoices and the marriage celebration is a grand affair.
Sometimes later, Hans returns home to present himself to his father and much to the annoyance of Geoff and Katrina, the father goes to live with his now fully human son, even though the dad was a big jerk the entire story.
Geoff and Katrina get slightly off topic discussing that sometimes there are weird things in stories, like never mentioning a character again once they stop serving a purpose for the action of the tale. There are several features often found in fairy tales that are there to make it easier for oral storytellers to remember the action inside of the tale.
Geoff and Katrina finish up the episode by recapping The Law of Surprise and teasing other Witcher episodes to come.
Books Used:
The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski
The Storyteller by Boom! Studio
Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales by The Brothers Grimm
TV Shows Used:
The Witcher Season 1 Episode 4: Of Banquets, Bastards, and Burials
The Storyteller Series 1 Episode 5: Hans My Hedgehog by Jim Henson Company